So my baby brother was born. Yaaaay! I actually am happy. He is just so tiny and cute. Today he is six days old. Now I officially have two siblings. I wanted younger siblings so bad when I was a kid and now I have two. One six years old and one six days old. I am so blessed :3 I finally know his name. It's Gabriel but I keep calling him Chase. I have to think for a moment before I say his name. Most of the time I don't even catch myself. My dad is also having the same problem. Whenever he is talking about the baby he pauses before saying his name as if he has forgotten it. I'm sure he is gonna grow up thinking his name is Chase because I can't see myself stopping calling him Chase any time soon.
My dad joked that he was throwing up a west side gang sign.
I did a really dumb thing today. I the morning I was looking for my pencil during my first class and was putting a bunch of stuff on the desk. One of the things was my Batman knife. My friend quickly grabbed it and said that I could get in trouble if it was seen and that I needed to be careful. Later I get home and I wanted to open a package so I took out my knife to cut it. My hand slipped and I stabbed my hand. The point went straight in in that webbed part between my thumb and index finger. It didn't go too deep but needless to say it began to gush blood. I washed it off and held a piece of rolled of toilet paper against it tightly. I went through two wads before it slowed. I put a small band-aid and all better, at least until half an hour later when I noticed there was a dark circle in the bandage. I took it off to replace it and blood quickly began to flow out. I repeated the above and it stopped. The dark spot on the bandage staying a dot for a few hours. I it fell off a moment ago when I washed my hands but I decided to let it air throughout the night. Guess what though? It's started to bleed a little. My friend is going to find it so funny that the same day she tells me to be careful with the knife, I stab myself with it.
Ok so I haven't posted anything in a while though I doubt anyone cares. My baby brother is due tomorrow so that means he could pop out any moment and by any moment I mean after a few hours of labor. Though according to the lady at the herb shop after drinking the ginseng tea my stepmom bought the baby will come flying out. Oh also for some reason no one can know the baby's name until after he is born. My dad and stepmom know but not even I know what his name is going to be. We all call the baby Chase Pedro or Chase for short. This is because since my dad is Mexican and his mom has a strong accent she would have trouble pronouncing some English names and my stepmom and her parents only speak English so they have trouble pronouncing some Spanish names so they decided they needed to come up with "the whitest and most Mexican" name they could come up with. My on of my stepmom's first suggestions was Chase Pedro and my dad said "that sounds like the border patrol's job description". Since everyone thought this was so funny it kinda stuck.
Um ok so I guess I'm kind of a perv. My friend is part of the music club at school which is music based but they also have one comedian. Well the first time they performed she sang a song and was WAY better than the other performers because she sang in high school so had experience and actually sang loud enough to be heard unlike the other singers. Afterwards the audience cheered and I heard some guy yell "go out with me!" Well the second time the club was scheduled to perform was Thursday and she was going to sing a mash up of Billionaire by Bruno Mars (the part he sang at the beginning) and OMG by Usher (modified for a girl to sing). She joked that people were gonna think that she only cared about money and hot guys. I listened to her practice and thought that because of OMG guys might have more to say to her. I told her that guys might say that they "want to make her say oh oh oh oh". She embarrassingly laughed and called me a pervert. I guess I am to have even thought that or maybe she is just too innocent, which she is. I guess it's a good thing I didn't also say some might say "there's so many ways to love ya" which is a line she sings. She is already hit on by guys all the time and then she sings this? How does she not realize this. She is just so oblivious and innocent. In high school she didn't know what an orgy was so she asked her biology teacher during class. Everyone in class thought it was so funny and the teacher was a little flustered as to how to answer. She just sat there innocently thinking it was some kind of organ or something like that.
p.s. It is true that she is pretty and hit on by guys all the time. All her friends (guys and girls) can see that and we can't all be wrong about the difference between a guy being nice and a guy being interested in her so nobody think anything like that.
So I have two friends who are writing fan fictions that involve the three of us. My friend Lori is writing a Naruto fanfic and my friend Maria, the girl I spoke about above, is writing on about the Ouran High School Host Club. I thought well I'm the only one not writing a fanfic and they have me in theirs so I'll write one with them in it. I asked Maria what the fanfic should be of and she looked at my lunch box and said Spider-man! Then right away she said "I wanna be with Spider-man!" Then I told her "do you want the current Spider-man because he's dead?" because if I don't get him then you get the dead one I said in my mind. Then she was like "whaaaat? I don't want to be a necrophiliac!" Then I told her "well Doctor Octopus is in his body so you would be with Doc Oc in Spidy's body." Then she freaked out and said "whaaaat?! I've seen enough hentai to know where this in going! (honestly if you spend enough time on the internet you know there is stuff like this without having to watch it and there are memes with that phrase so don't say "hey she's not that innocent!" cus she is) Are you trying to get me tentacle raped?! Why would you want me to get tentacle raped?! You're so mean! I can't believe you want me to be tentacle raped!" then once we met up with our group of friends in the cafeteria she yells "NADIA WANTS ME TO GET TENTACLE RAPED!" and I'm running in behind her yelling "I NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT! YOU WERE THE ONE SAYING THAT!" Needless to say everyone was looking at me like "why would you do that to your friend you sicko?" I swear I never said any of that. Please someone believe me. Any who Lori suggested I writing a pokemon fanfic. Originally it wasn't going to have romance because Lori told me I didn't have to but when we told Maria she called Ash and so Lori called Gary and I'm not sure if I'm even going to set myself up with anyone.
Well that's my update! Thanks for reading.
p.s. while looking for the image above I found this one and thought it would be an interesting drink.
